2p! America! x Reader: Let It Go (Songfic) by InuBlaze-chan, literature
Literature
2p! America! x Reader: Let It Go (Songfic)
Warning: Cursing & References to 'sexy' activities
Songfic/Parody
The auburn headed American was sprawled out across Oliver’s pull out couch while contemplating his mistakes. It was great the first few months, his eyes wouldn’t wonder, and he only looked at you. The married life was actually better than you expected, your day would consist of waking up, eating breakfast together, and work, then coming home, and having the sexy time that Al always demanded. It soon changed though, he wouldn’t stay out late or come home at crazy hours, but he just seemed uninte
Finland x Reader: Baby Mine by Shadowfollowed, literature
Literature
Finland x Reader: Baby Mine
~Baby mine, don't you cry.
Baby mine, dry your eyes.
Rest your head close to my heart,
Never to part, baby of mine.~
“I think I’m finished for the night” Tino sighed as he led his sleigh back home on Christmas night. A muffled cry caused him to look around in puzzlement. He paused for a minute until he reached back and peered into his empty toy sack.
“A baby!?” Tino gasped as an infant bundled in a (f/c) blanket stared up at him with (e/c) eyes. She softly cried in his arms as Tino plucked the note that was pinned to her off.
‘Please take her. I don’t deserve to have a daughter like her. Please giv
Marshall Lee (A Shrek Parody) by ccfirebloom, literature
Literature
Marshall Lee (A Shrek Parody)
Chapter 10
Cake: Oh, now I really see what's going on...
Marshall: I don't know what you're talking about...
Cake: Hey, I don't even want to hear... Look, I'm an animal, I got instincts, and I know you two were digging on each other!
Marshall: Oh, you're crazy! I'm just bringing her back to Ice King.
Cake: Oh, come on, Marshall, wake up and smell the pheromones! Just go in there and tell her you how you feel!
Marshall: Ugh! There's nothing to tell! Even if I DID have... I'm not saying I am, 'cause I don't... she's a princess! And I'm...
Cake: A vampire?
Marshall: Yeah, a vampire. (Floats away)
Cake: Where are you going?
Marshall: T
Marshall Lee (A Shrek Parody) by ccfirebloom, literature
Literature
Marshall Lee (A Shrek Parody)
Chapter 9
They can see England in the distance.
Marshall: There it is princess, you're future awaits. (Disappointed)
Fiona: That's England?
Cake: Yup, that's the place. (Trips) Ow.
Marshall: I, uh, I guess we better move on. (Walks on)
Fiona: Sure, but, Marshall? (He turns around) I, uh, I'm worried about Cake!
Marshall: I mean uh, look at her. She doesn't look so good.
Cake: What are you talking about I'm fine.
Fiona: (Grabs Cake) Well that's what they always say, and then next thing you know you're on your back. (Cake stares, Fiona rolls her eyes) Dead.
Marshall: You know she's right. You look awful. Do you want to sit down?
Fi
Marshall Lee (A Shrek Parody) by ccfirebloom, literature
Literature
Marshall Lee (A Shrek Parody)
Chapter 6
Marshall and Cake accepted the quest, they're out on the quest for Fiona.
Cake: We're going to go fight a dragon, and rescue a princess just so Ice King can give you back your cave, which you don't have right now because of him?
Marshall: Sounds about right.
Cake: I don't get it why didn't you pull some of that vampire stuff on him, you know?
Marshall: For your information, there's a lot more to vampires than people think.
Cake: Example?
Marshall: Example? Okay, um Vampires are like (picks up and onion) onions.
Cake: (Sniffs) But you don't stink.
Marshall: I know! Layers though! Onions and vampires have layers!
Marshall Lee (A Shrek Parody) by ccfirebloom, literature
Literature
Marshall Lee (A Shrek Parody)
Chapter 5
(Author's note, I decided to make the Ice King's kingdom England since it's the only place I could think of that's a monarchy today, and I thought that could be where Ice King is from, I can't remember, but whatever, I'm going to start really changing some stuff up in here now, enjoy)
Cake and Marshall enter England territory
Cake: There it is, that's England
Marshall: So that's must be Lord Ice-Freeze's castle (The big pointy place in the village)
Cake: Uh, that's the place.
They go to enter and see a man in giant Ice King costume.
Marshall: HEY! You!
Man: AH! AHHHHH! (Runs through the whole velvet rope area set up and keep
Marshall Lee (A Shrek Parody) by ccfirebloom, literature
Literature
Marshall Lee (A Shrek Parody)
Chapter 4
Meanwhile, at the England Baby-snaps is getting dumped over and over again in milk by a masked servant of Lord Ice-Freeze. Lord Ice-Freeze then enters and Baby-snaps is coughing and hacking due to almost being drowned in milk.
L I-F: That's enough, he's ready to talk.
Baby-snaps is then put into a old chair, still coughing
L I-F: Ah hahahah! (Then takes one of Baby-snaps chocolate chips) Oh look I'm Chipette!
Baby-snaps: You're a monster!
L I-F: I'm not a monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale gang, poisoning my perfect world (Eat the chocolate chip) NOW TELL ME! Where are the others?!
Baby-snaps: Ea